I was doing my makeup in the morning, the doorbell rung: I opened the door, and there was a postman with a parcel.

Me (with a face full of colourful unblended dots— concealer, foundation, liquid blush): “Hello!”

Postman: “Hello”

Postman: 😨

Me: 🎃

Postman (giving me a parcel, running away a bit quicker for my immediate liking): “Cheers (?)”

Me: “Thanks!”

…When they tell you that delivery folks can observe every type of daily horror, believe them.