TWIMC. I am pleased to announce that I’ve successfully deciphered the Voynich manuscript (of course, my results are the most compelling, as you will see: forget all the previous attempts) and will publish it in the next Lovecraftian Proceedings. “Whomst Why?” you might ask. Well, because, as it turns out, the largest part of the content is a diary of Yog-Sothoth.

I am very humbled and proud of my achievements.