A few days ago I was told that my English is barely comprehensible with all the wrong stresses etc. As much as I appreciate reasonable criticism (lol, no, no I don’t), one thing is quite intriguing: despite my apparently broken English I suddenly developed an incomprehensible love for cream teas with—you guess it—tea! And that’s me, a profound coffee drinker since the age of 12. So, as you see, some things can happen at the same time.