So, we’re sitting in a pub, L. is having his half pint of “Ghost Ship,” and a waiter, a young lad, walks towards us with a question “Sausages and mash?” and after “Nope, not ours” proceeds further mumbling “Oh! I got really confused.”

But this sausage part: really? What happened to the oldie but goodie “Bangers & mash?” How did a young Brit manage to scramble a legendary name? I’m baffled, truly baffled.