Me to L., after morning coffee: “I forgot which states were in New England—Rhode island, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut...”
L.: “...and Vermont.”
Me: “Ah, Vermont... Ok, got it.”
FB bots (overhearing; with immediate curiosity): “Why are you asking? Wanna go to Vermont? Wanna live in Vermont by any chance? Vermont is waiting for you! We also have s o c k s.”
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